15365
01 Jun 12 at 3 am

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.

(via rolling-in-the-dip)


theclearlydope:
Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.
 758
01 Jun 12 at 3 am

(Source: pussy-envy, via ratbrat)

 166
30 May 12 at 2 am

(Source: punk-, via slingyourhook)

 367
30 May 12 at 1 am

frrrass:

File under: bods that look like mine :)

(Source: meshmonkey)

frrrass:

File under: bods that look like mine :)
 13578
30 May 12 at 12 am

sex-edumacation:

I love that this is a message in a popular cartoon.

Thank you, universe.

sex-edumacation:

I love that this is a message in a popular cartoon.
Thank you, universe.
 3393
30 May 12 at 12 am

positiveconnotation:

IT’S TIME FOR MY GIVEAWAY!

To celebrate my 200th follower, my birthday and my one-year anniversary to my boyfriend, Matt, I’ve decided to host my very first tumblr giveaway.

Included in the prize package will be:

-A copy of Yes Means Yes! by Jaclyn Friedman and Jessica Valenti
-A copy of A Piece Of Cake by Cupcake Brown
-A journal
-13 of the cutest fucking colored pencils you ever did see
-A “love bug” worry stone, to keep your troubles away
-A “boobies!” sticker
-A fucking adorable handmade stuffed cyclops owl (made by yours truly)
-12 condoms
-A small clitoral vibrator from EdenFantasys
-2 soft cup menstrual cups


The Rules:

-You don’t HAVE to be following me, but I’d appreciate it. Especially since this giveaway was mostly prompted by the fact that I reached a landmark number of followers.
-You may reblog as many times as you like, and one like counts as an entry, but only on one of your accounts. I think it’s cheap if you enter on, like, six different blogs. Don’t be a dick.
-If someone who doesn’t need/want a vibrator or menstrual cups wins, I’ll think of something else.
-The giveaway ends on June 13th, after I graduate, because I don’t want to deal with it until then.

Good luck, have fun, and I hope you win. I love you guys!

I have hope! *fingers crossed*

thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

(via burritoparty)

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29 May 12 at 11 pm

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

: Zombie apocalypse coming soon
me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it